she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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