U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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