Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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