When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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