Plan B is the new Plan A
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
be right there i have to get my cape
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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