is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
birth control should be required to get into college
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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