So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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