is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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