He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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