Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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