it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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