Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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