Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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