so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize