Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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