what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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