Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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