This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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