i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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