u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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