This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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