I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That's intense
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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