I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm too high and old for this...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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