I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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