Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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