She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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