someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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