is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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