Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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