I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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