Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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