All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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