elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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