you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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