I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
this hospital has no fireball
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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