How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
