I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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