We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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