New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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