That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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