please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You took a bar mat shot.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
