she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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