I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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