she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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