Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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