there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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