I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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