In the future we'll all be gay
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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