He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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