That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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