Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Panties = found
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
