it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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