1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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