id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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