So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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