i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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