I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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